Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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