the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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