so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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