No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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