KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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