I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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