I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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