But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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