i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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