me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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