I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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