he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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