I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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