We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I enjoy the company of your penis
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