3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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