i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
