Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Still dying that you shit outside
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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