She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
