I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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