i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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