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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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