Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
All I want is dick and wine.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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