JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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