I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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