She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's on the porch naked. Help.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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