we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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