Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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