did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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