He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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