No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He passed out mid-signature
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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