Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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