Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize