were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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