Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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