I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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