that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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