You're so nebulous sometimes
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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