I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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