if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We got so high we made milksteak
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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