Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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