we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
