hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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