I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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