That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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