i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I look better un-naked...
She announced her abortion via fbk
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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