My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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