FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So here I am, sexting at work.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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