well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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