I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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