Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
All I want is dick and wine.
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