i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
