I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Farmville is her only friend.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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