Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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