Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
